Looking for wagons when suddenly ...

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 08/05/2016 at 10:18 • Filed to: None

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Must run smooth.

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:20

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lol

In all seriousness though you can’t kill those if you try.

The Ghost of Oppo > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:24

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Satin you say? That must be a pretty plush interior. $1,800 or Bro? Is this guy just looking for a friend, or maybe something more. Do you even Bro, Bro?

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:25

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When regional accents carry over into spelling...

and LMFAO @ “$1800 or bro”.

deekster_caddy > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:25

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My stepmother has one of these. It’s survived an amazing amount of neglect and is still in reasonable condition!

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:28

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My wife had a 2003 sedan and when we sold it in 2009, it was in virtually the exact same condition as when she bought it. I've never seen a car fail to age. But then again, it was kind of a crappy, low-content starting point...which helps.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:32

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1,800 bros. Np

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/05/2016 at 10:34

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I don’t doubt that for one second.

CalzoneGolem > The Ghost of Oppo 08/05/2016 at 10:34

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I’ll be your Bro for a Satin Wagin.

CalzoneGolem > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 08/05/2016 at 10:35

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Ayuh, I’m sellin this satin here bub.

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often 08/05/2016 at 10:36

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Yeah not a lot to go wrong there.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 10:37

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Too early for #SaturnSaturday.

The Ghost of Oppo > Ash78, voting early and often 08/05/2016 at 10:50

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Did yours have the performance button?

Ash78, voting early and often > The Ghost of Oppo 08/05/2016 at 11:13

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No, but I think it had an ECO button in case you wanted 0-60 to take 12 seconds instead of 10...

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 08/05/2016 at 11:19

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Crappy and low content, just like my posts!

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 08/05/2016 at 11:23

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We should all get hired (in a rotation) to write for Jalopnik under the same pseudonym. That would be awesome.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem 08/05/2016 at 11:28

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WTF? Satin? How stupid can you get?

CalzoneGolem > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/05/2016 at 11:33

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Well at least they were consistent and the pictures show the entirety of the car.